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all I want is fic where Isaac returns from France and is pouty and jealous of Liam (Scott probably susses this out via some pointed remark from Stiles, imo) and Scott is like “Are you kidding? You’re both my betas and I’ve known you way longer, what even?” and Isaac is cagey and sullen and finally says “Yeah, but you didn’t bite me yourself… he’s…  special to you.” And Scott is like “THIS IS REALLY DUMB YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME I MET YOU AT THE AIRPORT FOR A REASON.” And Isaac is like “well what is that reason?” And Scott is amazed that Isaac doesn’t know so he just grabs his face and lets the kissing explain it for him.

(bonus points if, afterword, Isaac is really fussy and concerned about Liam to make up for being jealous, and Liam is just disturbed by this so he starts calling Isaac “Mom” to make his point but Isaac loves it and continues to make sure Liam takes snacks with him and is wearing an appropriate jacket at all times, and Stiles laughs for 20394834 years about it all.)

I have too many feelings.

1 month ago 10820 © teen-wolf

take-liberties:

JEFF DAVIS ACTUALLY TELEGRAPHED THIS AND THEN FUCKING DROPPED IT FOR THREE INDISTINGUISHABLE FACELESS NEW WHITE DUDES.

I want SO MUCH FIC about how Hawaiian born werewolves (at least one of their parents was a werewolf) can be born with above average speed and strength and talent, but the shift is a gift and you still have to be bitten by your alpha anyway to become a full wolf (but since you’re a born wolf it always takes). And the Māhealani are this really old pack with this totally solid reputation and AND ANYWAY what I really want fic about is their long tradition of educating all their born wolves in their lore from childhood to give them a full understanding of what their choice would mean and not even offering the bite until they’ve declared themselves an adult to their pack (which used to happen around 14 or 15 but now is more like 19 or 20). And Danny’s parents have a lot of serious discussions wringing their hands where they’re like “THIS NONSENSE HAPPENING OUT THERE DANIEL. PLEASE DO NOT GET INVOLVED. THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO WEREWOLF.” And his grandmama alpha is calling him every other day from San Diego (w/e I think she lives there okay?) like “KANIMAS? HOW ARE THEY SCREWING WEREWOLFING UP THIS BADLY? OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR CENTURIES, NOT A SINGLE KANIMA. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NON-CONSENUAL BITES. DANIEL PLEASE JUST PACK A BAG AND COME STAY WITH ME. YOUR PARENTS CAN COME AFTER THEY GIVE TWO WEEKS NOTICE.” And at first he stayed for Jackson and then for Ethan but after season 3 he was just like “THIS PLACE OH MY GOD. OUT. I’M OUT.” and hops a plane out of there texting Jackson like “I have a thing I need to tell you but you’ll find out soon enough when I come to London in the fall.” and just starts making extensive notes in his journal on how HIS PACK IS NOT GOING TO FUCK UP.

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Why do you think Stiles is Slytherin? I always thought of him as Ravenclaw (probably like a lot of people).

wolfwrecked:

i think he’s a snake because 

  • self preservation. he puts his life above all others with the exception of those he deems worthy of him (his family/pack)
  • the same goes for loyalty and trust. he is loyal and trusts but only those he think deserves his loyalty and trust
  • he’s a planner. a slytherin quality is not only planning long term but always thinking a few steps ahead (chess).
  • stiles is super resourceful (cunning and ambition pair with this recited phrase) and his means of resourcefulness are not always in line with the law which leads into
  • he only respects the law/rules when it’s a law he believes in or a rule he agrees with (or he’ll find a reason to bend it that’s relevant to him - oh it’s ok for me to break this rule because it might benefit me later), it’s not about fairness/justice or about what is ‘right’
  • he can be very distrustful of people until they prove themselves to him (derek, deaton etc) - even if they have already been deemed trustworthy by others in his circle (pack)
  • i mean, not a monopoly held by snakes obviously but stiles is also a bit of an asshole - his wit is set in sarcasm and sharp tongues aimed to make humour from pain or belittling someone else (it’s a deflection thing that makes you feel superior that’s all)
  • he’s vengeful - he will forgive (his closest) but won’t forget 
  • he cares about how people perceive him. he wants to know if he’s desirable, needs to be the one to figure things out first, he holds knowledge in until he can show off, his self image is important (he might be viewed as a geek but he does not have low self esteem)
  • this is probably better suited to up with resourceful but he’s more than happy to use people for his own personal gain without feeling bad about it 

a thingo to remember:

  • being a slytherin does not make someone bad/evil (see regulus black), just like there are bad wizards that are not snakes (see wormtail)
  • just because someones smart doesn’t make them ravenclaw, look at hermione. it’s about driving force.

I would like now please immediately an AU where someone puts Hufflepuff!Scott’s name into the Goblet of Fire and Stiles loses his goddamn flipping mind tracking them down and making them pay.

didaverseend:

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I am consumed by the idea that some significant amount of time post season 4 Stiles and Scott get woken up by the same kind of Evil!Stiles Is Back nightmare. But Stiles wakes himself up first, and can’t get back to sleep. So it’s like 4:30 am and he’s scrolling through facebook on his phone, and someone’s posted one of those buzzfeed lists, like 38 pictures that will make you nostalgic for your childhood or whatever. And he’s like yeah, yeah BUT NUMBER TWENTY-NINE IS THE EXACT WATER GUN HE AND SCOTT BOTH HAD. AND HE SITS UP IN BED. FLIPPING OUT OVER THIS  BLACK AND GREEN PLASTIC MONSTROSITY THAT ONCE GOT HIM AND SCOTT GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. AND HE IS JUST SO HAPPY THAT THE INTERNET HAS CAPTURED THIS STUPID PIECE OF PLASTIC FOR ALL TIME.

So he sends the link to Scott in a text and that’s actually what wakes Scott up from his nightmare. And it just is exactly what he needs to reassure him that his best friend is real and not trying to kill him, what the fuck. AND ALSO THAT WATER GUN WAS SO MUCH FUN. HE BEGGED HIS MOM FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT AND FINALLY HE HAD ONE JUST LIKE STILES AND THEY TORE THE DAMN TOWN UP WITH THOSE THINGS. AND SUDDENLY HE IS WIDE AWAKE AND STOKED ON THAT STUPID OLD TOY.

And at 6:00 am Stiles throws a rock at Scott’s window, holding two (slightly smaller than remembered) dusty, kinda cobweb covered, hideous black and green plastic water guns. And Scott’s jaw drops open. “YOUR DAD KEPT THEM IN THE BASEMENT?”

"I KNOW RIGHT? WHAT AN IDIOT."

And Scott climbs out his window and does some stupid wolfy somersault off the roof to land on his feet and take one of the guns from Stiles. And he puts one hand on Stiles’ shoulder and looks him very seriously in the eyes, and says, “Derek?”

And Stiles’ eyes go wide with unholy glee. “DEREK,” he agrees. AND THEN THEY RUN TO THE JEEP GIGGLING LIKE PRECIOUS IDIOTS.

7 months ago 70178 © side9

didaverseend:

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a brief summary: anchors

heathicorn:

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3000% accurate recap tbh

spotters-guide:

lierdumoa:

pterhale:

#I love how they’re both trying to get themselves and stiles out asap #it’s not just like welp let’s bail! #it’s erica grabs stiles by the hand and isaac is pushing him out there door #’cause they may talk mean ‘n sassy sometimes but they care okay#pack feels

Personal headcanon: Derek got his pack together before this mission and gave them very specific instructions regarding this eventuality.
Derek: Stiles is an idiot. If you tell him to run he will stand in front of you and play human shield. Do not let him do that. If you have to run away, just bring him the fuck with you.
Isaac & Erica: ::each raise a hand in question::
Derek: Try to avoid knocking him out first.
Isaac & Erica: ::lower hands::

let’s be honest, that’s probably exactly what happened

spotters-guide:

lierdumoa:

pterhale:

#I love how they’re both trying to get themselves and stiles out asap #it’s not just like welp let’s bail! #it’s erica grabs stiles by the hand and isaac is pushing him out there door #’cause they may talk mean ‘n sassy sometimes but they care okay#pack feels

Personal headcanon: Derek got his pack together before this mission and gave them very specific instructions regarding this eventuality.

Derek: Stiles is an idiot. If you tell him to run he will stand in front of you and play human shield. Do not let him do that. If you have to run away, just bring him the fuck with you.

Isaac & Erica: ::each raise a hand in question::

Derek: Try to avoid knocking him out first.

Isaac & Erica: ::lower hands::

let’s be honest, that’s probably exactly what happened

1 year ago 1669

[BURSTS INTO YOUR ROOM AT 2AM] do yoU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISAAC’S RELUCTANCE TO LEAVE BEACON HILLS MEMORIAL WITHOUT SCOTT AND THE WAY HIS VOICE CRACKS WHEN HE SAYS HIS NAME AND HOW PETER LITERALLY HAS TO BELLOW AT HIM AND HOW THE TWINS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING CLOSE BEFORE HE FINALLY GIVES IN AND GOES?

[BACKFLIPS OUT OF BED] THAT’S ALL I WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW AND ALSO ANY OTHER TIME

1 year ago 94

UGggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jennifer Exposition-Background Blake

Here to bore you to freaking death with all the things the script writers didn’t feel like revealing in a more interesting way.

I sincerely hope her English classes are more interesting.

Not sure whether he’s just the alpha of SASS or if it’s unavoidable learned behavior from the Hales…

1 year ago 121

TW Parallels: Stiles’ nervousness

I think you mean Stiles’ blatant oral fixation